Command Prompt Poetry

I got bored today while writing one of two english essays due this week, so I decided to write some poetry. The catch was that it had to be written entirely in command prompt script. So here it is:

Command Prompt Poetry

@echo ON
CLS
::Fire the old writer.

ping -n 6 137.99.125.102 || GOTO nothome
::Knock six times at her door.
IF /i 100 GTR "%PING%" echo hello
CD C:\
IPCONFIG /all > ntwrkstg.txt
DIR C:\DOCUME~1\%USERNAME%\ > filelist.txt
::sift through her medicine cabinet and bills while she isn't looking.
exit
::leave the house.

:nothome
ftp -n 137.99.125.102
user madeline ilikecats
::If she's not there, break in through the window.
mdelete %newboyfriendsname%*.jpg
::smash all the pictures of HIM.
! format C:\
bye
::burn the house down and run.

As you can see, MS DOS lends itself to violent behavior. Oh, and don't try the IP address. It's technically a UConn address, but I don't know if anyone is located at it. It's a random number for sections 3 and 4.

Yeah, the ping request just timed out.