Why All The Idiocy? (Part III)
Wow, this is becoming a series, I think.
So Bush is being a douchebag again. He needed a new UN Ambassador, and who does he nominate? Why, John Bolton. Who is that, you may ask. Well, if you're too lazy to read the article, I'll tell you. If you read the article, I'll tell you anyway.
John Bolton has spent his life hating the United Nations. He publicily opposes the International Criminal Court, or any other body that has potential jursidiction over Americans, and views the United Nations as nothing more than a way for the world to control the US. He opposes negotiations of any sort with Iran and North Korea (preferring to let them build nukes alone, I guess) and has pissed off the Chinese on numerous occasions. And you don't piss off the Chinese, or else they overrun you.
Even the Republicans in Congress are puzzled by this one. But don't worry, he won't get confirmed. He's a dick, and dicks never win (except the guy who is named Dick...but not Richard Nixon, a.k.a. "Tricky Dick").
So Bush is being a douchebag again. He needed a new UN Ambassador, and who does he nominate? Why, John Bolton. Who is that, you may ask. Well, if you're too lazy to read the article, I'll tell you. If you read the article, I'll tell you anyway.
John Bolton has spent his life hating the United Nations. He publicily opposes the International Criminal Court, or any other body that has potential jursidiction over Americans, and views the United Nations as nothing more than a way for the world to control the US. He opposes negotiations of any sort with Iran and North Korea (preferring to let them build nukes alone, I guess) and has pissed off the Chinese on numerous occasions. And you don't piss off the Chinese, or else they overrun you.
Even the Republicans in Congress are puzzled by this one. But don't worry, he won't get confirmed. He's a dick, and dicks never win (except the guy who is named Dick...but not Richard Nixon, a.k.a. "Tricky Dick").
posted by Jimmy at 12:22 AM
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